| 5767 |
"I
DON'T KNOW. I NEVER SMOKED ASTRO TURF." ~ TUG MCGRAW, WHEN ASKED IF
HE PREFERRED GRASS
OVER ARTIFICIAL TURF, 1974. |
7
X 18 |
| 5651 |
20%
STUD 80% MUFFIN |
7
X 18 |
| 5708 |
667
EVIL AND THEN SOME |
7
X 18 |
| k
6039 |
A
CROWDED NEST IS BEST |
3.25
X 30 |
| k
6050 |
A
DAY SPENT TOGETHER IS A MEMORY FOREVER |
3.25
X 30 |
| 5716 |
A
FAMILY THAT PRAYS TOGETHER STAYS TOGETHER |
7
X 18 |
| 5689 |
A
HEART IS NOT JUDGED BY HOW MUCH YOU LOVE BUT BY HOW MUCH YOU ARE LOVED
BY OTHERS.
~ WIZARD OF OZ |
7
X 18 |
| 5771 |
A
HOUSE IS NOT A HOME WITHOUT A BAR |
7
X 18 |
| 5646 |
A
HOUSE IS NOT A HOME WITHOUT A DOG |
7
X 18 |
| t
5163 |
A
PENNY SAVED IS A GOVERNMENT OVERSIGHT |
7
X 7 |
| 5587 |
A
QUAINT DRINKING VILLAGE WITH A FISHING PROBLEM |
7
X 36 |
| 5681 |
ALL
MY LOVE POEM (LONG) I MISS YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER BEFORE… |
9
X 18 |
| 5819 |
ALL
YOU NEED IS LOVE |
7
X 36 |
| 5791 |
ALL
YOU NEED IS LOVE AND A CAT |
7
X 18 |
| 5725 |
ALL
YOU NEED IS LOVE AND A DOG |
7X18 |
| 5792 |
ALL
YOU NEED IS LOVE AND A HORSE |
7
X 18 |
| 5731 |
ANY
WOMAN CAN HAVE THE BODY OF A 21 YEAR OLD AS LONG AS SHE BUYS HIM A
FEW DRINKS FIRST |
7
X 18 |
| 5825 |
AS
ABOVE SO BELOW AS WITHIN SO WITHOUT |
9
X 36 |
| 5711 |
ASK
NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU. ASK ONLY WHAT KIND OF BEER YOU
CAN GET ME |
7
X 18 |
| 5729 |
AT
CHRISTMAS BE FILLED WITH THE WONDER BE TOUCHED BY THE PEACE BELIEVE
IN THE MIRACLE (VERTICAL) |
9
X 36 |
| 5642 |
AVID
INDOORSMAN |
7
X 18 |
| 5763 |
BALL
PLAYERS DO IT BETTER |
7
X 18 |
| 5795 |
BASEBALL
SPOKEN HERE |
7
X 18 |
| 5760 |
BASKETBALL
SPOKEN HERE |
7
X 18 |
| 5609 |
BE
AFRAID..BE VERY AFRAID |
7
X 18 |
| s
9005 |
BE
STILL |
3.5X10 |
| 5670 |
BE
YOURSELF. KNOW YOURSELF. TRUST YOURSELF. INQUIRE WITHIN |
7
X 36 |
| 5744 |
BEER
IT'S WHATS FOR DINNER |
7
X 18 |
| 5588 |
BELIEVE
(NEW) |
7
X 18 |
| t
5173 |
BIRDS
OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER AND CRAP ON YOUR CAR |
7
X 7 |
| t
5194 |
BUCKLE
UP! IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SUCK YOU OUT OF YOUR CAR. |
7
X 7 |
| 5753 |
BUSINESS
HOURS SUBJECT TO CHANGE DURING FISHING SEASON |
7
X 18 |
| 5752 |
BUSINESS
HOURS SUBJECT TO CHANGE DURING HUNTING SEASON |
7
X 18 |
| 5830 |
BUSINESS
HOURS: WE ARE OPEN. WE ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS MOST DAYS ABOUT 8:30
AM. SOME DAYS AS EARLY
AS 7, BUT OCCASIONALLY AS LATE AS 12:30 OR 1, BUT USUALLY AROUND 9
UNLESS IT'S LATER. WE ARE CLOSED:
WE CLOSE ABOUT 5 OR 6, SOMETIMES AT 4. IF ALL HELL BREAKS OUT AT HOME
WE CLOSE AT 3. OCCASIONALLY
WE'RE OPEN AS LATE AS 11:30 OR 12, DEPENDING. SOME AFTERNOONS, MORNINGS,
OR ENTIRE DAYS WE AREN'T
EVEN HERE AT ALL, BUT LATELY WE'VE BEEN OPEN ALL THE TIME, EXCEPT
WHEN WE'RE CLOSED, BUT REALLY WE
SHOULD BE HERE THEN TOO |
9
X 18 |
| 5578 |
BUSINESS
PRAYER FOR THE DAY: DEAR GOD, MAY ALL OBSTACLES BE CLEARED FROM MY
PATH AND RIVALS BE
SADDLED WITH SETBACKS. THANK YOU. AMEN. |
9
X 18 |
| 5673 |
BY
GRACE, THROUGH FAITH |
7
X 36 |
| 5810 |
CADDY
SHACK |
7X18 |
| 5709 |
CAN
I GET CALLER ID FOR THE VOICES IN MY HEAD? |
7
X 18 |
| 5639 |
CATS
ARE LIKE POTATO CHIPS. IT'S HARD TO HAVE JUST ONE! |
7
X 18 |
| 5707 |
CAUTION:
YOU ARE IN THE WHATEVER ZONE |
7
X 18 |
| 5616 |
CHECK
OUT TIME: 18 |
7
X 18 |
| 5754 |
CHICKS
DIG THE LONG BALL |
7
X 18 |
| k
6046 |
CHILDREN
ARE A GIFT FROM THE LORD |
3.25
X 30 |
| 5682 |
CINEMA |
7
X 18 |
| 5628 |
CONQUER
WITH KINDNESS |
7
X 18 |
| t
5187 |
DANGER:
MOUTH OPERATES FASTER THAN BRAIN |
7
X 7 |
| 5581 |
DARE
TO BE HAPPY! |
7
X 18 |
| 5712 |
DARK
MATTER MADE ME DO IT |
7
X 18 |
| 5643 |
DEAR
GOD, DELIVER US FROM MONDAYS |
7
X 18 |
| t
5162 |
DID
YOU EVER NOTICE: THE ROMAN NUMERALS FOR FORTY ARE XL |
7
X 7 |
| 5583 |
DO
NOT AROUSE THE WRATH OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ. I SAID COME BACK
TOMORROW (SM) |
9 X 18 |
| 5574 |
DO
NOT EVER UNDERESTIMATE YOUR ABILITIES |
7
X 36 |
| 5614 |
DO
NOT TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENT THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN |
9
X 12 |
| 5579 |
DOMESTICALLY
DISABLED |
7
X 18 |
| t
5159 |
DON'T
BOTHER ME, I'M LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER |
7
X 7 |
| 5645 |
DON'T
LET THE DOGS OUT NO MATTER WHAT THEY TELL YOU |
7
X 18 |
| 5798 |
DON'T
MESS WITH TEXAS |
7
X 18 |
| 5759 |
DON'T
SQUAT WITH YER SPURS ON |
7
X 18 |
| 5648 |
DON'T
WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING INSTEAD PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING. PHILIPPIANS 4.6 |
7
X 18 |
| 5679 |
DOOR
COUNTY |
7
X 18 |
| 5749 |
DRINK
HER CUTE |
7
X 18 |
| 5748 |
DRINK
HIM CUTE |
7
X 18 |
| 5747 |
DRINK
UP! YOU'LL BE MORE INTERESTING AND MUCH BETTER LOOKING |
7
X 18 |
| 5706 |
EAT
WELL, STAY FIT, DIE ANYWAY. |
7
X 18 |
| 5650 |
EMERALD
ISLE (SM) |
7
X 18 |
| 5822 |
ENDLESS
ARE THE BLESSINGS OF THOSE WHO BELIEVE |
7
X 36 |
| 5613 |
ENJOY
THE LITTLE THINGS FOR ONE DAY YOU MAY LOOK BACK AND REALIZE THEY WERE
THE BIG THINGS. |
9
X 36 |
| 5647 |
FAITH
SEES THE INVISIBLE BELIEVES THE INCREDIBLE AND RECEIVES THE IMPOSSIBLE |
7
X 18 |
| 5761 |
FOOTBALL
SPOKEN HERE |
7
X 18 |
| t
5192 |
FORMER
PRINCESS REIGNING QUEEN |
7
X 7 |
| 5622 |
FREEDOM |
9
X 36 |
| 5826 |
GENUINE
TEXAN |
7X18 |
| 5612 |
GOD
BLESS OUR FAMILY, AND FILL OUR HOME WITH LOVE. MAY WE CHERISH OUR
TIME TOGETHER, AND
GIVE THANKS TO GOD ABOVE. |
7X36 |
| 5604 |
GOD
BLESS OUR HOME |
7
X 36 |
| 5800 |
GOD
BLESS TEXAS |
7
X 18 |
| 5677 |
GOOD
FRIENDS ARE LIKE STARS. YOU DON'T ALWAYS SEE THEM, BUT YOU ALWAYS
KNOW THEY'RE THERE. |
7
X 18 |
| 5661 |
GOT
MOVIES? |
7
X 18 |
| 5580 |
GOT
MUSIC? |
7
X 18 |
| 5630 |
GRANDPA
THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND |
7
X 18 |
| 5629 |
GRANDPA'S
GARAGE |
7
X 18 |
| 5667 |
HANDS
TO WORK HEARTS TO GOD |
9
X 36 |
| 5684 |
HAPPY
PLACE |
7
X 18 |
| 5786 |
HERE'S
TO THE NIGHTS THAT TURN INTO MORNINGS AND THE FRIENDS THAT TURN INTO
FAMILY |
7
X 18 |
| 5762 |
HOCKEY
PLAYERS DO IT BETTER |
7
X 18 |
| 5758 |
HOCKEY
SPOKEN HERE |
7
X 18 |
| 5817 |
HOME
ON THE RANGE |
7
X 36 |
| 5799 |
HOME
SWEET TEXAS HOME |
7
X 18 |
| 5728 |
HORSE
LOVERS ARE STABLE PEOPLE |
7
X 18 |
| 5665 |
I
AM ONLY ONE, BUT I AM ONE. I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING, BUT I CAN DO SOMETHING.
THE SOMETHING I OUGHT
TO DO, I CAN DO AND BY THE GRACE OF GOD, I WILL. ~ EDWARD EVERETT
HALE |
7
X 36 |
| 5784 |
I
ATE SO MANY ARMADILLOS WHEN I WAS YOUNG I STILL ROLL UP IN A BALL
WHEN I HEAR A DOG BARK. |
7
X 18 |
| 5598 |
I
BELIEVE IN THE SUN, EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT SHINING; IN LOVE WHEN I AM
ALONE; IN GOD EVEN WHEN HE IS SILENT |
7
X 36 |
| 5636 |
I
CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH PRAYER & COFFEE |
7
X 18 |
| 5719 |
I
DIDN'T ASK TO BE QUEEN BUT HEY, IF THE CROWN FITS |
7
X 18 |
| 5624 |
I
FISH THEREFORE I AM NOT HERE |
7
X 18 |
| 5662 |
I
GOLF THEREFORE I AM NOT HERE |
7
X 18 |
| 5740 |
I
GOOGLED MYSELF AND FOUND NOTHING |
7
X 18 |
| 5573 |
I
HAVE FLYING MONKEYS AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM |
7
X 36 |
| 5836 |
I
HAVE PMS AND ESP THAT MAKES ME A BITCH WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING |
7X18 |
| 5735 |
I
HAVEN'T BEEN QUITE RIGHT SINCE THEY TOOK MY BLANKIE AWAY |
7
X 18 |
| 5732 |
I
KEEP HITTING THE ESCAPE BUTTON BUT I'M STILL HERE |
7
X 18 |
| k
6037 |
I
KISS BETTER THAN I COOK |
3.25
X 30 |
| 5698 |
I
LISTEN TO THE VOICES IN MY CLOSET |
7
X 18 |
| 5697 |
I
LISTEN TO THE VOICES IN MY JEWELRY BOX |
7
X 18 |
| 5641 |
I
LISTEN TO THE VOICES IN MY TACKLE BOX |
7
X 18 |
| 5654 |
I
LOVE THE NIGHTS I CAN'T REMEMBER WITH THE FRIENDS I CAN'T FORGET |
7
X 18 |
| k
6047 |
I
MADE A WISH AND YOU CAME TRUE |
3.25
X 30 |
| t
5182 |
I
ONLY WANT TO LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BE A PROBLEM TO MY KIDS |
7
X 7 |
| 5623 |
I
SKI THEREFORE I AM NOT HERE |
7
X 18 |
| t
5154 |
I
TOOK AN IQ TEST. THE RESULTS WERE NEGATIVE |
7
X 7 |
| 5687 |
I
TRIED BEING GOOD BUT I GOT BORED |
7
X 18 |
| 5751 |
I
WENT ON A DIET. NO DRINKING. NO HEAVY EATING. IN FOURTEEN DAYS I LOST
2 WEEKS. |
7
X 18 |
| 5765 |
I
WENT TO A FIGHT THE OTHER NIGHT AND A HOCKEY GAME BROKE OUT. ~ RODNEY
DANGERFIELD |
7
X 18 |
| t
5193 |
I
WONDER HOW MUCH I CAN GET AWAY WITH AND STILL GO TO HEAVEN? |
7
X 7 |
| 5789 |
I
WORK HARD SO MY CAT CAN HAVE A BETTER LIFE |
7
X 18 |
| 5787 |
I
WORK HARD SO MY DOG CAN HAVE A BETTER LIFE |
7
X 18 |
| 5790 |
I
WORK HARD SO MY HORSE CAN HAVE A BETTER LIFE |
7
X 18 |
| 5592 |
I'D
RATHER BE BOATING |
7X18 |
| 5592 |
I'D
RATHER BE BOATING |
7
X 18 |
| 5591 |
I'D
RATHER BE RIDING MY HARLEY |
7X18 |
| 5591 |
I'D
RATHER BE RIDING MY HARLEY |
7
X 18 |
| 5621 |
I'D
RATHER BE SAILING |
7X36 |
| 5621 |
I'D
RATHER BE SAILING |
7
X 36 |
| t
5177 |
IF
I CAN'T BE A GOOD EXAMPLE THEN I'LL HAVE TO BE A HORRIBLE WARNING |
7
X 7 |
| 5607 |
IF
I WERE YOU I'D TURN BACK NOW |
7
X 18 |
| t
5171 |
IF
MAMA AIN'T HAPPY AIN'T NOBODY HAPPY |
7
X 7 |
| 5620 |
IF
YOU AIM AT NOTHING YOU WILL HIT IT EVERY TIME ~ ZIG ZIGLAR |
7
X 18 |
| 5802 |
IF
YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE AT THE LAKE YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH |
9
X 18 |
| 5803 |
IF
YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO LIVE IN TEXAS YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH |
9
X 18 |
| t
5189 |
IF
YOU CAN'T DRILL IT, SAW IT, OR SAND IT, THEN FORGET IT! |
7
X 7 |
| 5688 |
IF
YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT SOMEONE, SIT NEXT TO ME! |
7X18
|
| 5688 |
IF
YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT SOMEONE, SIT NEXT TO ME! |
7
X 18 |
| 5811 |
IF
YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A HOLE THE FIRST THING TO DO IS STOP DIGGING.
~ COWBOY PROVERB |
7
X 18 |
| 5835 |
IF
YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE ON THE RIVER YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH |
9X18 |
| 5705 |
I'M
KIND OF A BIG DEAL |
7
X 18 |
| 5794 |
I'M
NOT IRISH, BUT I HOPE TO GET LUCKY! |
7
X 18 |
| t
5172 |
I'M
NOT SURE IF LIFE IS PASSING ME BY OR TRYING TO RUN ME OVER |
7
X 7 |
| t
5201 |
I'M
SO BROKE I CAN'T PAY ATTENTION |
7
X 7 |
| 5640 |
I'M
SO MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU IT'S LIKE HAVING YOU HERE |
7
X 18 |
| 5656 |
I'M
THE BOSS! MY WIFE SAID I COULD BE |
7
X 18 |
| s
9003 |
INSPIRE |
3.5X10 |
| 5669 |
IS
IT MOVIE TIME YET?! |
7
X 36 |
| 5653 |
IT
TAKES A LOT OF BALLS TO GOLF LIKE I DO |
7
X 18 |
| 5663 |
IT
WAS ONLY A SUNNY SMILE BUT IT MADE THE DAY WORTH LIVING |
7
X 18 |
| t
5164 |
IT'S
HARD TO BE NOSTALGIC WHEN YOU CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING |
7
X 7 |
| 5734 |
I'VE
TURNED PROCRASTINATION INTO AN ART FORM |
7
X 18 |
| 5690 |
JUST
BEER YOURSELF |
7
X 18 |
| 5603 |
KEEPING
ROOM |
7
X 36 |
| t
5188 |
KIDS:
THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON TAKING |
7
X 7 |
| t
5141 |
KISS
ME I'M IRISH |
7
X 7 |
| 5606 |
LAISSEZ
LESBONS TEMPS ROULER (LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL) |
7X18 |
| 5741 |
LEAD
ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION FOR I CAN FIND IT MYSELF |
7
X 18 |
| 5718 |
LIFE
IS A GAME HOCKEY IS SERIOUS |
7
X 18 |
| 5821 |
LIFE
IS A GAME HUNTING IS SERIOUS |
7
X 18 |
| 5730 |
LIFE
IS A GAME SOCCER IS SERIOUS |
7
X 18 |
| 5635 |
LIFE
IS FRAGILE HANDLE WITH PRAYER |
7
X 18 |
| 5575 |
LIFE
NEEDS MORE GREEN LIGHTS |
9
X 18 |
| k
6049 |
LIFE'S
AT EASE WITH AN OCEAN BREEZE |
3.25
X 30 |
| k
6044 |
LIFE'S
BETTER AT THE BEACH |
3.25
X 30 |
| k
6048 |
LIFE'S
BETTER BY THE SHORE |
3.25
X 30 |
| 5807 |
LIFE'S
BETTER IN TEXAS |
7
X 36 |
| k
6051 |
LIFE'S
BETTER ON THE BOAT |
3.25
X 30 |
| 5834 |
LIFE'S
BETTER WITH A LAB |
7X36 |
| 5805 |
LIVIN'
LIFE TEXAS STYLE |
7
X 18 |
| t
5165 |
LORD,
KEEP YOUR ARM AROUND MY SHOULDERS AND YOUR HAND OVER MY MOUTH..AMEN! |
7
X 7 |
| 5783 |
MAN
LAW: MOANING ABOUT THE BRAND OF FREE BEER IN A BUDDY'S FRIDGE IS FORBIDDEN.
HOWEVER,
COMPLAIN AT WILL IF THE TEMPERATURE IS UNSUITABLE. |
7
X 18 |
| 5782 |
MAN
LAW: REAL MEN BET ON ANYTHING THEY CAN, THERE IS NO SPORT WITHOUT
BETTING AND THE REST
OF LIFE SHOULD BE THE SAME |
7
X 18 |
| 5781 |
MAN
LAW: WHEN WATCHING FOOTBALL YOU MUST ALWAYS CHOOSE TO ROOT FOR A TEAM |
7
X 18 |
| 5757 |
MASTER
OF MY DOMAIN |
7
X 18 |
| 5644 |
MAY
THE ROAD RISE UP TO MEET YOU. MAY THE WIND BE ALWAYS AT YOUR BACK.
MAY THE SUN SHINE
WARM UPON YOUR FACE; THE RAINS FALL SOFT UPON YOUR FIELDS, AND UNTIL
WE MEET AGAIN, MAY GOD
HOLD YOU IN THE PALM OF HIS HAND. TRADITIONAL GAELIC BLESSING |
9
X 18 |
| k
6041 |
MEMORIES
ARE MADE IN MICHIGAN |
3.25
X 30 |
| k
6043 |
MEMORIES
ARE MADE IN MINNESOTA |
3.25
X 30 |
| k
6042 |
MEMORIES
ARE MADE IN WISCONSIN |
3.25
X 30 |
| 5619 |
MEN
ARE FROM MARS WOMEN ARE FROM VISA |
7X18 |
| 5715 |
MESS
WITH ME, YOU MESS WITH THE WHOLE TRAILER PARK |
7
X 18 |
| 5652 |
MOXY
IS GOOD |
7
X 18 |
| 5611 |
MY
BARN MY RULES |
7
X 18 |
| 5823 |
MY
DRINKING PARTY HAS A HUNTING PROBLEM |
7
X 18 |
| 5668 |
MY
HEROES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN COWBOYS |
7
X 36 |
| 5773 |
MY
HOUSE IS A MESS BUT MY HOMEPAGE LOOKS FANTASTIC! |
7
X 18 |
| 5788 |
MY
INDIAN NAME IS WALKS WITH POOP. (with dog and leash) |
9
X 12 |
| 5680 |
MY
LIFE BROKEN DOWN INTO SEGMENTS EATING SLEEPING WORKING LOOKING FOR
THINGS I HAD A MINUTE AGO |
9X12 |
| 5764 |
MY
OTHER CAR IS A ZAMBONI. ~ HOCKEY SAYING |
7
X 18 |
| 5714 |
MY
THERAPIST SAYS I'M IN DENIAL. AS IF THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN |
7
X 18 |
| 5833 |
NATIVE
AMERICAN POEM: DON'T STAND BY MY GRAVE AND WEEP, FOR I AM NOT THERE.
I DO NOT SLEEP. I AM A
THOUSAND WINDS THAT BLOW. I'M THE DIAMOND'S GLINT ON SNOW. I AM THE
SUNLIGHT ON RIPEND GRAIN. I AM
THE GENTLE AUTUMN'S RAIN. DON'T STAND BY MY GRAVE AND CRY. I AM NOT
THERE. I DID NOT DIE. |
9
X 18 |
| 5809 |
NEVER
ENOUGH COWBOY BOOTS! |
7
X 18 |
| 5820 |
NO
LOVE, NO FRIENDSHIP, CAN CROSS THE PATH OF OUR DESTINY WITHOUT LEAVING
SOME MARK ON IT FOREVER. |
7
X 18 |
| k
6036 |
NO
MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED |
3.25
X 30 |
| 5627 |
NOBODY
ON HIS DEATHBED EVER SAID, I WISH I'D SPENT MORE TIME AT THE OFFICE |
7
X 18 |
| 5772 |
NOW
THESE THREE REMAIN FAITH HOPE LOVE AND THE GREATEST OF THESE IS LOVE |
7
X 18 |
| 5768 |
OCTOBER
IS BEAUTIFUL! HOCKEY, BASEBALL, BASKETBALL, & FOOTBALL |
7
X 36 |
| 5816 |
OH
#*$% IT LET'S RIDE (WITH MOTORCYCLE GRAPHIC) |
7
X 18 |
| 5615 |
OH
SURE..BUT WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?! |
7
X 18 |
| 5736 |
ON
A CLEAR NIGHT I CAN HEAR THE FISH LAUGHING |
7
X 36 |
| 5675 |
ONCE
IN A WHILE, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ORDINARY LIFE, LOVE GIVES YOU
A FAIRY TALE |
7
X 36 |
| 5626 |
ONE
GOOD BOOK DESERVES ANOTHER |
7
X 18 |
| 5600 |
ONE
THING CONSTANT, ONE THING TRUE IS THE LOVE I GIVE TO YOU |
7
X 36 |
| t
5191 |
ONLY
1 SHOPPING DAY LEFT TILL TOMORROW! |
7
X 7 |
| 5672 |
OPEN
MIND. STRONG BODY. BEAUTIFUL SOUL. |
7
X 36 |
| 5576 |
OPTIMISM
IS THE FOUNDATION OF ALL TRUE PROGRESS |
7
X 18 |
| 5828 |
OUR
GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD |
7X36 |
| 5797 |
OUT
WEST..IS A STATE OF MIND |
7
X 36 |
| s
9002 |
OVERCOME |
3.5X10 |
| 5704 |
PLAN
B (INCLUDES BEER) |
7
X 18 |
| 5702 |
PLAN
B (INCLUDES CHOCOLATE AND LATTE) |
7
X 18 |
| 5703 |
PLAN
B (INCLUDES MARGARITAS) |
7
X 18 |
| 5701 |
PLAN
B (INCLUDES WINE) |
7
X 18 |
| t
5174 |
PUT
ON YOUR BIG BOY BRITCHES AND DEAL WITH IT |
7
X 7 |
| t
5176 |
PUT
ON YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES AND DEAL WITH IT |
7
X 7 |
| 5710 |
QUEEN
CRABBY PANTS |
7
X 18 |
| 5801 |
RANCH
HOUSE |
7
X 36 |
| 5812 |
REAL
COWBOY |
7
X 18 |
| 5813 |
REAL
COWGIRL |
7
X 18 |
| t
5161 |
REALITY
IS FOR PEOPLE WHO LACK IMAGINATION |
7
X 7 |
| 5808 |
REFUSE
TO SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN BUTTERFLIES |
7
X 36 |
| 5608 |
REMEMBER
AS FAR AS EVERYONE ELSE IS CONCERNED, WE ARE A NICE NORMAL FAMILY |
7
X 18 |
| 5750 |
RESPONSIBLE
DRINKING IS AN OXYMORON |
7
X 18 |
| 5739 |
ROOT
BEER A CRUEL HOAX |
7
X 18 |
| t
5170 |
SARCASM
IS JUST ONE MORE SERVICE I OFFER |
7
X 7 |
| 5700 |
SARCASM
JUST ONE MORE SERVICE I OFFER |
7
X 18 |
| 5829 |
SAVE
IT FOR YOUR BLOG |
7
X 18 |
| 5713 |
SEARCHING
FOR AN ENABLER |
7
X 18 |
| t
5166 |
SEAS
THE DAY! |
7
X 7 |
| 5721 |
SENTIMENTAL
JOURNEY |
9
X 36 |
| 5804 |
SIT
A SPELL |
7
X 18 |
| t
5195 |
SOME
PEOPLE ARE ALIVE ONLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL THEM |
7
X 7 |
| 5724 |
SOULS
TENDED AND TIME SUSPENDED BY THE LAKE |
7
X 36 |
| 5722 |
SOULS
TENDED AND TIME SUSPENDED BY THE SEA |
7
X 36 |
| 5723 |
SOULS
TENDED AND TIME SUSPENDED BY THE SHORE |
7
X 36 |
| 5727 |
SOULS
TENDED AND TIME SUSPENDED IN THE COUNTRY |
9
x 36 |
| 5726 |
SOULS
TENDED AND TIME SUSPENDED IN THE MOUNTAINS |
9
x 36 |
| t
5157 |
SPECIAL
BULLETIN IF YOU ARE GROUCHY, IRRITATING OR JUST PLAIN MEAN THERE WILL
BE A $10 SURCHARGE FOR PUTTING UP WITH YOU. |
7
X 7 |
| 5770 |
SPORTS
IS HUMAN LIFE IN MICROCOSM. ~ HOWARD COSELL |
7
X 18 |
| t
5156 |
STARLIGHT
STARBRIGHT WHERE THE HELL IS MR. RIGHT? |
7
X 7 |
| 5599 |
STOP
GLOBAL WHINING |
7
X 36 |
| s
9000 |
STRENGTH |
3.25X10 |
| 5742 |
SUPPORT
WILDLIFE THROW A PARTY |
7
X 18 |
| 5815 |
TALK
LOW TALK SLOW AND DON'T TALK TOO MUCH ~ JOHN WAYNE |
7
X 18 |
| 5733 |
TALK
NERDY TO ME |
7
X 18 |
| 5638 |
TALK
TO THE PAW (WITH PAW PRINT) |
7
X 18 |
| 5806 |
TEXAS
HEAVEN |
7
X 18 |
| 5814 |
TEXAS..IS
A STATE OF MIND |
7
X 18 |
| 5743 |
THE
BEER HUNTER |
7
X 18 |
| 5590 |
THE
EARTH LAUGHS IN FLOWERS~ RALPH WALDO EMERSON |
7
X 18 |
| 5610 |
THE
LOVE IN OUR FAMILY FLOWS STRONG AND DEEP LEAVING US MEMORIES TO TREASURE
AND KEEP |
9
X 18 |
| 5637 |
THE
MORE PEOPLE I MEET THE MORE I LIKE MY DOG |
7
X 18 |
| 5769 |
THE
MORE YOU SWEAT IN PRACTICE THE LESS YOU BLEED IN BATTLE |
7
X 18 |
| 5796 |
THE
PARTY IS ONLY AS STRONG AS THE WEAKEST DRINK! |
7
X 18 |
| t
5199 |
THE
TOP TEN REASONS I PROCRASTINATE: 1. |
7
X 7 |
| k
6040 |
THE
VERY BEST MEMORIES ARE MADE AT HOME |
3.25
X 30 |
| 5775 |
THE
VOICES DON'T LIKE YOU |
7
X 18 |
| 5738 |
THE
VOICES TOLD ME TO BUY IT |
7
X 18 |
| 5737 |
THE
VOICES TOLD ME TO BUY MORE SHOES |
7
X 18 |
| 5778 |
THE
VOICES TOLD ME TO GO FISHING |
7
X 18 |
| 5779 |
THE
VOICES TOLD ME TO GO GOLFING |
7
X 18 |
| 5755 |
THE
VOICES TOLD ME TO GO HUNTING |
7X18 |
| 5780 |
THE
VOICES TOLD ME TO GO SKIING |
7
X 18 |
| 5777 |
THE
VOICES WANT CHOCOLATE FOR BREAKFAST |
7
X 7 |
| t
5190 |
THE
VOICES WANT CHOCOLATE WITH THAT BEER |
7
X 7 |
| 5785 |
THE
VOICES WANTED ME TO CALL IN SICK TODAY |
7
X 18 |
| 5776 |
THE
VOICES WON'T LET ME DIET |
7
X 18 |
| 5683 |
THEATRE |
7
X 18 |
| 5572 |
THERE
ARE FOUR SEASONS: WINTER SUMMER FALL & BASEBALL |
9
X 36 |
| 5625 |
THERE
CAN NOT BE A CRISIS THIS WEEK. MY SCHEDULE IS FULL |
7
X 18 |
| 5671 |
THERE
IS NO WAY TO HAPPINESS. HAPPINESS IS THE WAY |
7
X 36 |
| 5831 |
THERE
WILL BE NO WORKING DURING DRINKING HOURS! |
7
X 18 |
| 5720 |
THERE'S
A PILL FOR THAT |
7
X 18 |
| 5774 |
THIS
AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO, YOU KNOW. |
7
X 18 |
| 5585 |
THIS
IS AS MERRY AS WE GET |
7
X 36 |
| t
5185 |
TIME
FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING RUM |
7
X 7 |
| t
5200 |
TO
ERR I S HUMAN BUT TO BLAME SOMEONE ELSE SHOWS MANAGEMENT POTENTIAL |
7
X 7 |
| 5582 |
TOMORROW
IS OFTEN THE BUSIEST DAY OF THE YEAR. ~ SPANISH PROVERB |
7
X 18 |
| 5676 |
TRUE
LOVE IS NEITHER PHYSICAL, NOR ROMANTIC. TRUE LOVE IS AN ACCEPTANCE
OF ALL THAT IS, HAS BEEN, WILL BE, AND WILL NOT BE. |
7
X 18 |
| s
9004 |
TRUST |
3.5X10 |
| t
5175 |
UCLA
UNIVERSITY CLOSEST TO LAKE ALTOONA |
7
X 7 |
| t
5184 |
WARNING
I HAVE GAS AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT! |
7
X 7 |
| 5756 |
WARNING:
DRINKING MAY CAUSE MEMORY LOSS. OR WORSE YET..MEMORY LOSS |
7
X 18 |
| 5818 |
WELCOME
TO THE RANCH |
9
X 36 |
| 5678 |
WHAT
CAN YOU DO TO PROMOTE WORLD PEACE? GO HOME AND LOVE YOUR FAMILY. ~
MOTHER TERESA |
7
X 18 |
| 5605 |
WHAT
EVER! |
7
X 18 |
| t
5143 |
WHAT
HAPPENS @ FORT COLLINS STAYS @ FORT COLLINS |
7
X 7 |
| t
5146 |
WHAT
HAPPENS @ LAKESIDE STAYS @ LAKESIDE |
7
X 7 |
| 5655 |
WHAT
HAPPENS AT AUNTIE'S STAYS AT AUNTIE'S |
7
X 18 |
| 5634 |
WHAT
HAPPENS AT GRANDPA'S STAYS AT GRANDPA'S |
7
X 18 |
| 5666 |
WHAT
HAPPENS AT THE COTTAGE STAYS AT THE COTTAGE |
7
X 36 |
| t
5139 |
WHAT
HAPPENS IN CHICAGO STAYS IN CHICAGO |
7
X 7 |
| 5593 |
WHAT
HAPPENS IN FORT COLLINS STAYS IN FORT COLLINS (LG) |
11
X 36 |
| t
5142 |
WHAT
HAPPENS IN FORT COLLINS STAYS IN FORT COLLINS (TILE) |
7
X 7 |
| t
5179 |
WHAT
HAPPENS IN THE DORM STAYS IN THE DORM |
7
X 7 |
| t
5144 |
WHAT
HAPPENS IN THE WOODS STAYS IN THE WOODS |
7
X 7 |
| t
5178 |
WHAT
HAPPENS ON CAMPUS STAYS ON CAMPUS |
7
X 7 |
| k
6038 |
WHAT
HAPPENS ON THE PORCH STAYS ON THE PORCH |
3.25
X 30 |
| 5699 |
WHAT
I REALLY NEED ARE MINIONS |
7
X 18 |
| 5571 |
WHAT
IF THE HOKEY POKEY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT?! NEW DESIGN |
9
X 36 |
| 5657 |
WHEN
ALL ELSE FAILS ASK AUNTIE |
7
X 18 |
| 5658 |
WHEN
ALL ELSE FAILS ASK GRANDMA |
7
X 18 |
| 5660 |
WHEN
ALL ELSE FAILS ASK GRANDPA |
7
X 18 |
| 5659 |
WHEN
ALL ELSE FAILS ASK MIMI |
7
X 18 |
| 5685 |
WHEN
ALL ELSE FAILS HUG THE CAT |
7
X 18 |
| 5686 |
WHEN
ALL ELSE FAILS HUG THE DOG |
7
X 18 |
| 5745 |
WHEN
PLAYING CARDS A PAIR OF BALLS BEATS EVERYTHING |
7
X 18 |
| 5717 |
WHERE'S
THE REMOTE?! |
7
X 18 |
| t
5160 |
WHINERS
KINDLY USE CLIFF EXIT |
7
X 7 |
| 5696 |
WHO
LEFT ME IN CHARGE OF THE ROYAL SCEPTOR?! |
7
X 18 |
| 5793 |
WHY
LIMIT HAPPY TO AN HOUR?! |
7
X 18 |
| 5832 |
WILD
WEST |
7
X 18 |
| s
9001 |
WISDOM |
3.5X10 |
| 5746 |
YE
OLDE PUB |
7
X 18 |
| t
5155 |
YOU
CAN ALWAYS TELL AN IRISH MAN, BUT YOU CAN'T TELL HIM MUCH |
7
X 7 |
| 5674 |
YOU
CAN EITHER AGREE WITH THE BARTENDER OR YOU CAN BE WRONG |
7
X 36 |
| 5632 |
YOU
DON'T HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO WORK HERE. WE'LL TRAIN YOU |
7
X 18 |
| 5827 |
YOU
DON'T MARRY THE PERSON YOU CAN LIVE WITH, YOU MARRY THE PERSON YOU
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT |
7
X 18 |
| t
5183 |
YOU
HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. USE IT! |
7
X 7 |
| 5577 |
YOU
KNOW YOU'RE IN LOVE WHEN YOU CAN'T FALL ASLEEP BECAUSE REALITY IS
FINALLY BETTER THAN YOUR DREAMS. ~ DR. SEUSS |
7
X 18 |
| 5633 |
YOU
MAY CALL ME LORD & MASTER |
7
X 18 |
| t
5198 |
YOU
MUST BE CONFUSING ME WITH THE MAID WE DON'T HAVE |
7
X 7 |
| 5664 |
YOU
NEVER KNOW HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU HAVE A BAR IN YOUR
HOUSE |
7
X 36 |
| 5692 |
YOU
NEVER KNOW HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU HAVE A BEACH HOUSE |
7
X 36 |
| 5695 |
YOU
NEVER KNOW HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU HAVE A HOME BY THE
SHORE |
7
X 36 |
| 5691 |
YOU
NEVER KNOW HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU HAVE A LAKE HOUSE |
7
X 36 |
| 5694 |
YOU
NEVER KNOW HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU HAVE A SUMMER COTTAGE
|
7
X 36 |
| 5693 |
YOU
NEVER KNOW HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU HAVE A TIKI BAR |
7
X 36 |
| 5594 |
YOU
NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU ARE MAKING A MEMORY |
7
X 18 |