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5767 "I DON'T KNOW. I NEVER SMOKED ASTRO TURF." ~ TUG MCGRAW, WHEN ASKED IF HE PREFERRED GRASS
OVER ARTIFICIAL TURF, 1974.
7 X 18
5651 20% STUD 80% MUFFIN 7 X 18
5708 667 EVIL AND THEN SOME 7 X 18
k 6039 A CROWDED NEST IS BEST 3.25 X 30
k 6050 A DAY SPENT TOGETHER IS A MEMORY FOREVER 3.25 X 30
5716 A FAMILY THAT PRAYS TOGETHER STAYS TOGETHER 7 X 18
5689 A HEART IS NOT JUDGED BY HOW MUCH YOU LOVE BUT BY HOW MUCH YOU ARE LOVED BY OTHERS.
~ WIZARD OF OZ
7 X 18
5771 A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME WITHOUT A BAR 7 X 18
5646 A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME WITHOUT A DOG 7 X 18
t 5163 A PENNY SAVED IS A GOVERNMENT OVERSIGHT 7 X 7
5587 A QUAINT DRINKING VILLAGE WITH A FISHING PROBLEM 7 X 36
5681 ALL MY LOVE POEM (LONG) I MISS YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER BEFORE… 9 X 18
5819 ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE 7 X 36
5791 ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE AND A CAT 7 X 18
5725 ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE AND A DOG 7X18
5792 ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE AND A HORSE 7 X 18
5731 ANY WOMAN CAN HAVE THE BODY OF A 21 YEAR OLD AS LONG AS SHE BUYS HIM A FEW DRINKS FIRST 7 X 18
5825 AS ABOVE SO BELOW AS WITHIN SO WITHOUT 9 X 36
5711 ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU. ASK ONLY WHAT KIND OF BEER YOU CAN GET ME 7 X 18
5729 AT CHRISTMAS BE FILLED WITH THE WONDER BE TOUCHED BY THE PEACE BELIEVE IN THE MIRACLE (VERTICAL) 9 X 36
5642 AVID INDOORSMAN 7 X 18
5763 BALL PLAYERS DO IT BETTER 7 X 18
5795 BASEBALL SPOKEN HERE 7 X 18
5760 BASKETBALL SPOKEN HERE 7 X 18
5609 BE AFRAID..BE VERY AFRAID 7 X 18
s 9005 BE STILL 3.5X10
5670 BE YOURSELF. KNOW YOURSELF. TRUST YOURSELF. INQUIRE WITHIN 7 X 36
5744 BEER IT'S WHATS FOR DINNER 7 X 18
5588 BELIEVE (NEW) 7 X 18
t 5173 BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER AND CRAP ON YOUR CAR 7 X 7
t 5194 BUCKLE UP! IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SUCK YOU OUT OF YOUR CAR. 7 X 7
5753 BUSINESS HOURS SUBJECT TO CHANGE DURING FISHING SEASON 7 X 18
5752 BUSINESS HOURS SUBJECT TO CHANGE DURING HUNTING SEASON 7 X 18
5830 BUSINESS HOURS: WE ARE OPEN. WE ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS MOST DAYS ABOUT 8:30 AM. SOME DAYS AS EARLY
AS 7, BUT OCCASIONALLY AS LATE AS 12:30 OR 1, BUT USUALLY AROUND 9 UNLESS IT'S LATER. WE ARE CLOSED:
WE CLOSE ABOUT 5 OR 6, SOMETIMES AT 4. IF ALL HELL BREAKS OUT AT HOME WE CLOSE AT 3. OCCASIONALLY
WE'RE OPEN AS LATE AS 11:30 OR 12, DEPENDING. SOME AFTERNOONS, MORNINGS, OR ENTIRE DAYS WE AREN'T
EVEN HERE AT ALL, BUT LATELY WE'VE BEEN OPEN ALL THE TIME, EXCEPT WHEN WE'RE CLOSED, BUT REALLY WE
SHOULD BE HERE THEN TOO
9 X 18
5578 BUSINESS PRAYER FOR THE DAY: DEAR GOD, MAY ALL OBSTACLES BE CLEARED FROM MY PATH AND RIVALS BE
SADDLED WITH SETBACKS. THANK YOU. AMEN.
9 X 18
5673 BY GRACE, THROUGH FAITH 7 X 36
5810 CADDY SHACK 7X18
5709 CAN I GET CALLER ID FOR THE VOICES IN MY HEAD? 7 X 18
5639 CATS ARE LIKE POTATO CHIPS. IT'S HARD TO HAVE JUST ONE! 7 X 18
5707 CAUTION: YOU ARE IN THE WHATEVER ZONE 7 X 18
5616 CHECK OUT TIME: 18 7 X 18
5754 CHICKS DIG THE LONG BALL 7 X 18
k 6046 CHILDREN ARE A GIFT FROM THE LORD 3.25 X 30
5682 CINEMA 7 X 18
5628 CONQUER WITH KINDNESS 7 X 18
t 5187 DANGER: MOUTH OPERATES FASTER THAN BRAIN 7 X 7
5581 DARE TO BE HAPPY! 7 X 18
5712 DARK MATTER MADE ME DO IT 7 X 18
5643 DEAR GOD, DELIVER US FROM MONDAYS 7 X 18
t 5162 DID YOU EVER NOTICE: THE ROMAN NUMERALS FOR FORTY ARE XL 7 X 7
5583 DO NOT AROUSE THE WRATH OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ. I SAID COME BACK TOMORROW (SM) 9 X 18
5574 DO NOT EVER UNDERESTIMATE YOUR ABILITIES 7 X 36
5614 DO NOT TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENT THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN 9 X 12
5579 DOMESTICALLY DISABLED 7 X 18
t 5159 DON'T BOTHER ME, I'M LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER 7 X 7
5645 DON'T LET THE DOGS OUT NO MATTER WHAT THEY TELL YOU 7 X 18
5798 DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS 7 X 18
5759 DON'T SQUAT WITH YER SPURS ON 7 X 18
5648 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING INSTEAD PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING. PHILIPPIANS 4.6 7 X 18
5679 DOOR COUNTY 7 X 18
5749 DRINK HER CUTE 7 X 18
5748 DRINK HIM CUTE 7 X 18
5747 DRINK UP! YOU'LL BE MORE INTERESTING AND MUCH BETTER LOOKING 7 X 18
5706 EAT WELL, STAY FIT, DIE ANYWAY. 7 X 18
5650 EMERALD ISLE (SM) 7 X 18
5822 ENDLESS ARE THE BLESSINGS OF THOSE WHO BELIEVE 7 X 36
5613 ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS FOR ONE DAY YOU MAY LOOK BACK AND REALIZE THEY WERE THE BIG THINGS. 9 X 36
5647 FAITH SEES THE INVISIBLE BELIEVES THE INCREDIBLE AND RECEIVES THE IMPOSSIBLE 7 X 18
5761 FOOTBALL SPOKEN HERE 7 X 18
t 5192 FORMER PRINCESS REIGNING QUEEN 7 X 7
5622 FREEDOM 9 X 36
5826 GENUINE TEXAN 7X18
5612 GOD BLESS OUR FAMILY, AND FILL OUR HOME WITH LOVE. MAY WE CHERISH OUR TIME TOGETHER, AND
GIVE THANKS TO GOD ABOVE.
7X36
5604 GOD BLESS OUR HOME 7 X 36
5800 GOD BLESS TEXAS 7 X 18
5677 GOOD FRIENDS ARE LIKE STARS. YOU DON'T ALWAYS SEE THEM, BUT YOU ALWAYS KNOW THEY'RE THERE. 7 X 18
5661 GOT MOVIES? 7 X 18
5580 GOT MUSIC? 7 X 18
5630 GRANDPA THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND 7 X 18
5629 GRANDPA'S GARAGE 7 X 18
5667 HANDS TO WORK HEARTS TO GOD 9 X 36
5684 HAPPY PLACE 7 X 18
5786 HERE'S TO THE NIGHTS THAT TURN INTO MORNINGS AND THE FRIENDS THAT TURN INTO FAMILY 7 X 18
5762 HOCKEY PLAYERS DO IT BETTER 7 X 18
5758 HOCKEY SPOKEN HERE 7 X 18
5817 HOME ON THE RANGE 7 X 36
5799 HOME SWEET TEXAS HOME 7 X 18
5728 HORSE LOVERS ARE STABLE PEOPLE 7 X 18
5665 I AM ONLY ONE, BUT I AM ONE. I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING, BUT I CAN DO SOMETHING. THE SOMETHING I OUGHT
TO DO, I CAN DO AND BY THE GRACE OF GOD, I WILL. ~ EDWARD EVERETT HALE
7 X 36
5784 I ATE SO MANY ARMADILLOS WHEN I WAS YOUNG I STILL ROLL UP IN A BALL WHEN I HEAR A DOG BARK. 7 X 18
5598 I BELIEVE IN THE SUN, EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT SHINING; IN LOVE WHEN I AM ALONE; IN GOD EVEN WHEN HE IS SILENT 7 X 36
5636 I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH PRAYER & COFFEE 7 X 18
5719 I DIDN'T ASK TO BE QUEEN BUT HEY, IF THE CROWN FITS 7 X 18
5624 I FISH THEREFORE I AM NOT HERE 7 X 18
5662 I GOLF THEREFORE I AM NOT HERE 7 X 18
5740 I GOOGLED MYSELF AND FOUND NOTHING 7 X 18
5573 I HAVE FLYING MONKEYS AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM 7 X 36
5836 I HAVE PMS AND ESP THAT MAKES ME A BITCH WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING 7X18
5735 I HAVEN'T BEEN QUITE RIGHT SINCE THEY TOOK MY BLANKIE AWAY 7 X 18
5732 I KEEP HITTING THE ESCAPE BUTTON BUT I'M STILL HERE 7 X 18
k 6037 I KISS BETTER THAN I COOK 3.25 X 30
5698 I LISTEN TO THE VOICES IN MY CLOSET 7 X 18
5697 I LISTEN TO THE VOICES IN MY JEWELRY BOX 7 X 18
5641 I LISTEN TO THE VOICES IN MY TACKLE BOX 7 X 18
5654 I LOVE THE NIGHTS I CAN'T REMEMBER WITH THE FRIENDS I CAN'T FORGET 7 X 18
k 6047 I MADE A WISH AND YOU CAME TRUE 3.25 X 30
t 5182 I ONLY WANT TO LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BE A PROBLEM TO MY KIDS 7 X 7
5623 I SKI THEREFORE I AM NOT HERE 7 X 18
t 5154 I TOOK AN IQ TEST. THE RESULTS WERE NEGATIVE 7 X 7
5687 I TRIED BEING GOOD BUT I GOT BORED 7 X 18
5751 I WENT ON A DIET. NO DRINKING. NO HEAVY EATING. IN FOURTEEN DAYS I LOST 2 WEEKS. 7 X 18
5765 I WENT TO A FIGHT THE OTHER NIGHT AND A HOCKEY GAME BROKE OUT. ~ RODNEY DANGERFIELD 7 X 18
t 5193 I WONDER HOW MUCH I CAN GET AWAY WITH AND STILL GO TO HEAVEN? 7 X 7
5789 I WORK HARD SO MY CAT CAN HAVE A BETTER LIFE 7 X 18
5787 I WORK HARD SO MY DOG CAN HAVE A BETTER LIFE 7 X 18
5790 I WORK HARD SO MY HORSE CAN HAVE A BETTER LIFE 7 X 18
5592 I'D RATHER BE BOATING 7X18
5592 I'D RATHER BE BOATING 7 X 18
5591 I'D RATHER BE RIDING MY HARLEY 7X18
5591 I'D RATHER BE RIDING MY HARLEY 7 X 18
5621 I'D RATHER BE SAILING 7X36
5621 I'D RATHER BE SAILING 7 X 36
t 5177 IF I CAN'T BE A GOOD EXAMPLE THEN I'LL HAVE TO BE A HORRIBLE WARNING 7 X 7
5607 IF I WERE YOU I'D TURN BACK NOW 7 X 18
t 5171 IF MAMA AIN'T HAPPY AIN'T NOBODY HAPPY 7 X 7
5620 IF YOU AIM AT NOTHING YOU WILL HIT IT EVERY TIME ~ ZIG ZIGLAR 7 X 18
5802 IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE AT THE LAKE YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH 9 X 18
5803 IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO LIVE IN TEXAS YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH 9 X 18
t 5189 IF YOU CAN'T DRILL IT, SAW IT, OR SAND IT, THEN FORGET IT! 7 X 7
5688 IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT SOMEONE, SIT NEXT TO ME! 7X18
5688 IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT SOMEONE, SIT NEXT TO ME! 7 X 18
5811 IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A HOLE THE FIRST THING TO DO IS STOP DIGGING. ~ COWBOY PROVERB 7 X 18
5835 IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE ON THE RIVER YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH 9X18
5705 I'M KIND OF A BIG DEAL 7 X 18
5794 I'M NOT IRISH, BUT I HOPE TO GET LUCKY! 7 X 18
t 5172 I'M NOT SURE IF LIFE IS PASSING ME BY OR TRYING TO RUN ME OVER 7 X 7
t 5201 I'M SO BROKE I CAN'T PAY ATTENTION 7 X 7
5640 I'M SO MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU IT'S LIKE HAVING YOU HERE 7 X 18
5656 I'M THE BOSS! MY WIFE SAID I COULD BE 7 X 18
s 9003 INSPIRE 3.5X10
5669 IS IT MOVIE TIME YET?! 7 X 36
5653 IT TAKES A LOT OF BALLS TO GOLF LIKE I DO 7 X 18
5663 IT WAS ONLY A SUNNY SMILE BUT IT MADE THE DAY WORTH LIVING 7 X 18
t 5164 IT'S HARD TO BE NOSTALGIC WHEN YOU CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING 7 X 7
5734 I'VE TURNED PROCRASTINATION INTO AN ART FORM 7 X 18
5690 JUST BEER YOURSELF 7 X 18
5603 KEEPING ROOM 7 X 36
t 5188 KIDS: THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON TAKING 7 X 7
t 5141 KISS ME I'M IRISH 7 X 7
5606 LAISSEZ LESBONS TEMPS ROULER (LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL) 7X18
5741 LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION FOR I CAN FIND IT MYSELF 7 X 18
5718 LIFE IS A GAME HOCKEY IS SERIOUS 7 X 18
5821 LIFE IS A GAME HUNTING IS SERIOUS 7 X 18
5730 LIFE IS A GAME SOCCER IS SERIOUS 7 X 18
5635 LIFE IS FRAGILE HANDLE WITH PRAYER 7 X 18
5575 LIFE NEEDS MORE GREEN LIGHTS 9 X 18
k 6049 LIFE'S AT EASE WITH AN OCEAN BREEZE 3.25 X 30
k 6044 LIFE'S BETTER AT THE BEACH 3.25 X 30
k 6048 LIFE'S BETTER BY THE SHORE 3.25 X 30
5807 LIFE'S BETTER IN TEXAS 7 X 36
k 6051 LIFE'S BETTER ON THE BOAT 3.25 X 30
5834 LIFE'S BETTER WITH A LAB 7X36
5805 LIVIN' LIFE TEXAS STYLE 7 X 18
t 5165 LORD, KEEP YOUR ARM AROUND MY SHOULDERS AND YOUR HAND OVER MY MOUTH..AMEN! 7 X 7
5783 MAN LAW: MOANING ABOUT THE BRAND OF FREE BEER IN A BUDDY'S FRIDGE IS FORBIDDEN. HOWEVER,
COMPLAIN AT WILL IF THE TEMPERATURE IS UNSUITABLE.
7 X 18
5782 MAN LAW: REAL MEN BET ON ANYTHING THEY CAN, THERE IS NO SPORT WITHOUT BETTING AND THE REST
OF LIFE SHOULD BE THE SAME
7 X 18
5781 MAN LAW: WHEN WATCHING FOOTBALL YOU MUST ALWAYS CHOOSE TO ROOT FOR A TEAM 7 X 18
5757 MASTER OF MY DOMAIN 7 X 18
5644 MAY THE ROAD RISE UP TO MEET YOU. MAY THE WIND BE ALWAYS AT YOUR BACK. MAY THE SUN SHINE
WARM UPON YOUR FACE; THE RAINS FALL SOFT UPON YOUR FIELDS, AND UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN, MAY GOD
HOLD YOU IN THE PALM OF HIS HAND. TRADITIONAL GAELIC BLESSING
9 X 18
k 6041 MEMORIES ARE MADE IN MICHIGAN 3.25 X 30
k 6043 MEMORIES ARE MADE IN MINNESOTA 3.25 X 30
k 6042 MEMORIES ARE MADE IN WISCONSIN 3.25 X 30
5619 MEN ARE FROM MARS WOMEN ARE FROM VISA 7X18
5715 MESS WITH ME, YOU MESS WITH THE WHOLE TRAILER PARK 7 X 18
5652 MOXY IS GOOD 7 X 18
5611 MY BARN MY RULES 7 X 18
5823 MY DRINKING PARTY HAS A HUNTING PROBLEM 7 X 18
5668 MY HEROES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN COWBOYS 7 X 36
5773 MY HOUSE IS A MESS BUT MY HOMEPAGE LOOKS FANTASTIC! 7 X 18
5788 MY INDIAN NAME IS WALKS WITH POOP. (with dog and leash) 9 X 12
5680 MY LIFE BROKEN DOWN INTO SEGMENTS EATING SLEEPING WORKING LOOKING FOR THINGS I HAD A MINUTE AGO 9X12
5764 MY OTHER CAR IS A ZAMBONI. ~ HOCKEY SAYING 7 X 18
5714 MY THERAPIST SAYS I'M IN DENIAL. AS IF THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN 7 X 18
5833 NATIVE AMERICAN POEM: DON'T STAND BY MY GRAVE AND WEEP, FOR I AM NOT THERE. I DO NOT SLEEP. I AM A
THOUSAND WINDS THAT BLOW. I'M THE DIAMOND'S GLINT ON SNOW. I AM THE SUNLIGHT ON RIPEND GRAIN. I AM
THE GENTLE AUTUMN'S RAIN. DON'T STAND BY MY GRAVE AND CRY. I AM NOT THERE. I DID NOT DIE.
9 X 18
5809 NEVER ENOUGH COWBOY BOOTS! 7 X 18
5820 NO LOVE, NO FRIENDSHIP, CAN CROSS THE PATH OF OUR DESTINY WITHOUT LEAVING SOME MARK ON IT FOREVER. 7 X 18
k 6036 NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED 3.25 X 30
5627 NOBODY ON HIS DEATHBED EVER SAID, I WISH I'D SPENT MORE TIME AT THE OFFICE 7 X 18
5772 NOW THESE THREE REMAIN FAITH HOPE LOVE AND THE GREATEST OF THESE IS LOVE 7 X 18
5768 OCTOBER IS BEAUTIFUL! HOCKEY, BASEBALL, BASKETBALL, & FOOTBALL 7 X 36
5816 OH #*$% IT LET'S RIDE (WITH MOTORCYCLE GRAPHIC) 7 X 18
5615 OH SURE..BUT WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?! 7 X 18
5736 ON A CLEAR NIGHT I CAN HEAR THE FISH LAUGHING 7 X 36
5675 ONCE IN A WHILE, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ORDINARY LIFE, LOVE GIVES YOU A FAIRY TALE 7 X 36
5626 ONE GOOD BOOK DESERVES ANOTHER 7 X 18
5600 ONE THING CONSTANT, ONE THING TRUE IS THE LOVE I GIVE TO YOU 7 X 36
t 5191 ONLY 1 SHOPPING DAY LEFT TILL TOMORROW! 7 X 7
5672 OPEN MIND. STRONG BODY. BEAUTIFUL SOUL. 7 X 36
5576 OPTIMISM IS THE FOUNDATION OF ALL TRUE PROGRESS 7 X 18
5828 OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD 7X36
5797 OUT WEST..IS A STATE OF MIND 7 X 36
s 9002 OVERCOME 3.5X10
5704 PLAN B (INCLUDES BEER) 7 X 18
5702 PLAN B (INCLUDES CHOCOLATE AND LATTE) 7 X 18
5703 PLAN B (INCLUDES MARGARITAS) 7 X 18
5701 PLAN B (INCLUDES WINE) 7 X 18
t 5174 PUT ON YOUR BIG BOY BRITCHES AND DEAL WITH IT 7 X 7
t 5176 PUT ON YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES AND DEAL WITH IT 7 X 7
5710 QUEEN CRABBY PANTS 7 X 18
5801 RANCH HOUSE 7 X 36
5812 REAL COWBOY 7 X 18
5813 REAL COWGIRL 7 X 18
t 5161 REALITY IS FOR PEOPLE WHO LACK IMAGINATION 7 X 7
5808 REFUSE TO SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN BUTTERFLIES 7 X 36
5608 REMEMBER AS FAR AS EVERYONE ELSE IS CONCERNED, WE ARE A NICE NORMAL FAMILY 7 X 18
5750 RESPONSIBLE DRINKING IS AN OXYMORON 7 X 18
5739 ROOT BEER A CRUEL HOAX 7 X 18
t 5170 SARCASM IS JUST ONE MORE SERVICE I OFFER 7 X 7
5700 SARCASM JUST ONE MORE SERVICE I OFFER 7 X 18
5829 SAVE IT FOR YOUR BLOG 7 X 18
5713 SEARCHING FOR AN ENABLER 7 X 18
t 5166 SEAS THE DAY! 7 X 7
5721 SENTIMENTAL JOURNEY 9 X 36
5804 SIT A SPELL 7 X 18
t 5195 SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE ONLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL THEM 7 X 7
5724 SOULS TENDED AND TIME SUSPENDED BY THE LAKE 7 X 36
5722 SOULS TENDED AND TIME SUSPENDED BY THE SEA 7 X 36
5723 SOULS TENDED AND TIME SUSPENDED BY THE SHORE 7 X 36
5727 SOULS TENDED AND TIME SUSPENDED IN THE COUNTRY 9 x 36
5726 SOULS TENDED AND TIME SUSPENDED IN THE MOUNTAINS 9 x 36
t 5157 SPECIAL BULLETIN IF YOU ARE GROUCHY, IRRITATING OR JUST PLAIN MEAN THERE WILL BE A $10 SURCHARGE FOR PUTTING UP WITH YOU. 7 X 7
5770 SPORTS IS HUMAN LIFE IN MICROCOSM. ~ HOWARD COSELL 7 X 18
t 5156 STARLIGHT STARBRIGHT WHERE THE HELL IS MR. RIGHT? 7 X 7
5599 STOP GLOBAL WHINING 7 X 36
s 9000 STRENGTH 3.25X10
5742 SUPPORT WILDLIFE THROW A PARTY 7 X 18
5815 TALK LOW TALK SLOW AND DON'T TALK TOO MUCH ~ JOHN WAYNE 7 X 18
5733 TALK NERDY TO ME 7 X 18
5638 TALK TO THE PAW (WITH PAW PRINT) 7 X 18
5806 TEXAS HEAVEN 7 X 18
5814 TEXAS..IS A STATE OF MIND 7 X 18
5743 THE BEER HUNTER 7 X 18
5590 THE EARTH LAUGHS IN FLOWERS~ RALPH WALDO EMERSON 7 X 18
5610 THE LOVE IN OUR FAMILY FLOWS STRONG AND DEEP LEAVING US MEMORIES TO TREASURE AND KEEP 9 X 18
5637 THE MORE PEOPLE I MEET THE MORE I LIKE MY DOG 7 X 18
5769 THE MORE YOU SWEAT IN PRACTICE THE LESS YOU BLEED IN BATTLE 7 X 18
5796 THE PARTY IS ONLY AS STRONG AS THE WEAKEST DRINK! 7 X 18
t 5199 THE TOP TEN REASONS I PROCRASTINATE: 1. 7 X 7
k 6040 THE VERY BEST MEMORIES ARE MADE AT HOME 3.25 X 30
5775 THE VOICES DON'T LIKE YOU 7 X 18
5738 THE VOICES TOLD ME TO BUY IT 7 X 18
5737 THE VOICES TOLD ME TO BUY MORE SHOES 7 X 18
5778 THE VOICES TOLD ME TO GO FISHING 7 X 18
5779 THE VOICES TOLD ME TO GO GOLFING 7 X 18
5755 THE VOICES TOLD ME TO GO HUNTING 7X18
5780 THE VOICES TOLD ME TO GO SKIING 7 X 18
5777 THE VOICES WANT CHOCOLATE FOR BREAKFAST 7 X 7
t 5190 THE VOICES WANT CHOCOLATE WITH THAT BEER 7 X 7
5785 THE VOICES WANTED ME TO CALL IN SICK TODAY 7 X 18
5776 THE VOICES WON'T LET ME DIET 7 X 18
5683 THEATRE 7 X 18
5572 THERE ARE FOUR SEASONS: WINTER SUMMER FALL & BASEBALL 9 X 36
5625 THERE CAN NOT BE A CRISIS THIS WEEK. MY SCHEDULE IS FULL 7 X 18
5671 THERE IS NO WAY TO HAPPINESS. HAPPINESS IS THE WAY 7 X 36
5831 THERE WILL BE NO WORKING DURING DRINKING HOURS! 7 X 18
5720 THERE'S A PILL FOR THAT 7 X 18
5774 THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO, YOU KNOW. 7 X 18
5585 THIS IS AS MERRY AS WE GET 7 X 36
t 5185 TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING RUM 7 X 7
t 5200 TO ERR I S HUMAN BUT TO BLAME SOMEONE ELSE SHOWS MANAGEMENT POTENTIAL 7 X 7
5582 TOMORROW IS OFTEN THE BUSIEST DAY OF THE YEAR. ~ SPANISH PROVERB 7 X 18
5676 TRUE LOVE IS NEITHER PHYSICAL, NOR ROMANTIC. TRUE LOVE IS AN ACCEPTANCE OF ALL THAT IS, HAS BEEN, WILL BE, AND WILL NOT BE. 7 X 18
s 9004 TRUST 3.5X10
t 5175 UCLA UNIVERSITY CLOSEST TO LAKE ALTOONA 7 X 7
t 5184 WARNING I HAVE GAS AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT! 7 X 7
5756 WARNING: DRINKING MAY CAUSE MEMORY LOSS. OR WORSE YET..MEMORY LOSS 7 X 18
5818 WELCOME TO THE RANCH 9 X 36
5678 WHAT CAN YOU DO TO PROMOTE WORLD PEACE? GO HOME AND LOVE YOUR FAMILY. ~ MOTHER TERESA 7 X 18
5605 WHAT EVER! 7 X 18
t 5143 WHAT HAPPENS @ FORT COLLINS STAYS @ FORT COLLINS 7 X 7
t 5146 WHAT HAPPENS @ LAKESIDE STAYS @ LAKESIDE 7 X 7
5655 WHAT HAPPENS AT AUNTIE'S STAYS AT AUNTIE'S 7 X 18
5634 WHAT HAPPENS AT GRANDPA'S STAYS AT GRANDPA'S 7 X 18
5666 WHAT HAPPENS AT THE COTTAGE STAYS AT THE COTTAGE 7 X 36
t 5139 WHAT HAPPENS IN CHICAGO STAYS IN CHICAGO 7 X 7
5593 WHAT HAPPENS IN FORT COLLINS STAYS IN FORT COLLINS (LG) 11 X 36
t 5142 WHAT HAPPENS IN FORT COLLINS STAYS IN FORT COLLINS (TILE) 7 X 7
t 5179 WHAT HAPPENS IN THE DORM STAYS IN THE DORM 7 X 7
t 5144 WHAT HAPPENS IN THE WOODS STAYS IN THE WOODS 7 X 7
t 5178 WHAT HAPPENS ON CAMPUS STAYS ON CAMPUS 7 X 7
k 6038 WHAT HAPPENS ON THE PORCH STAYS ON THE PORCH 3.25 X 30
5699 WHAT I REALLY NEED ARE MINIONS 7 X 18
5571 WHAT IF THE HOKEY POKEY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT?! NEW DESIGN 9 X 36
5657 WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS ASK AUNTIE 7 X 18
5658 WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS ASK GRANDMA 7 X 18
5660 WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS ASK GRANDPA 7 X 18
5659 WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS ASK MIMI 7 X 18
5685 WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS HUG THE CAT 7 X 18
5686 WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS HUG THE DOG 7 X 18
5745 WHEN PLAYING CARDS A PAIR OF BALLS BEATS EVERYTHING 7 X 18
5717 WHERE'S THE REMOTE?! 7 X 18
t 5160 WHINERS KINDLY USE CLIFF EXIT 7 X 7
5696 WHO LEFT ME IN CHARGE OF THE ROYAL SCEPTOR?! 7 X 18
5793 WHY LIMIT HAPPY TO AN HOUR?! 7 X 18
5832 WILD WEST 7 X 18
s 9001 WISDOM 3.5X10
5746 YE OLDE PUB 7 X 18
t 5155 YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL AN IRISH MAN, BUT YOU CAN'T TELL HIM MUCH 7 X 7
5674 YOU CAN EITHER AGREE WITH THE BARTENDER OR YOU CAN BE WRONG 7 X 36
5632 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO WORK HERE. WE'LL TRAIN YOU 7 X 18
5827 YOU DON'T MARRY THE PERSON YOU CAN LIVE WITH, YOU MARRY THE PERSON YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT 7 X 18
t 5183 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. USE IT! 7 X 7
5577 YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN LOVE WHEN YOU CAN'T FALL ASLEEP BECAUSE REALITY IS FINALLY BETTER THAN YOUR DREAMS. ~ DR. SEUSS 7 X 18
5633 YOU MAY CALL ME LORD & MASTER 7 X 18
t 5198 YOU MUST BE CONFUSING ME WITH THE MAID WE DON'T HAVE 7 X 7
5664 YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU HAVE A BAR IN YOUR HOUSE 7 X 36
5692 YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU HAVE A BEACH HOUSE 7 X 36
5695 YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU HAVE A HOME BY THE SHORE 7 X 36
5691 YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU HAVE A LAKE HOUSE 7 X 36
5694 YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU HAVE A SUMMER COTTAGE 7 X 36
5693 YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU HAVE A TIKI BAR 7 X 36
5594 YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU ARE MAKING A MEMORY 7 X 18

NEW SIGNS ADDED 2008