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SAWDUST
CITY TAVERN / WINE /SMOKING SIGNS |
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TO
ORDER CALL 800-528-6008 |
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Contact
us now for pricing! Request a catalog,
call or email. |
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| 5771 |
A
HOUSE IS NOT A HOME WITHOUT A BAR |
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X 18 |
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6018 |
ANY
HOUR IS HAPPY HOUR! |
3.25
X 30 |
| 5731 |
ANY
WOMAN CAN HAVE THE BODY OF A 21 YEAR OLD AS LONG AS SHE BUYS HIM A
FEW DRINKS FIRST |
7
X 18 |
| 5587 |
AQUAINT
DRINKING VILLAGE WITH A FISHING PROBLEM |
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X 36 |
| 5711 |
ASK
NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU. ASK ONLY WHAT KIND OF BEER YOU
CAN GET ME |
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X 18 |
| 875 |
BAR
PHONE FEES $1 NOT HERE $2 ON HIS WAY OUT $3 JUST LEFT $4 HAVEN'T SEEM
HIM ALL DAY $5 WHO? MAKE ARRANGEMENTS UPON ARRIVAL |
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X 12 |
| 838 |
BEAUTY
IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER |
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X 18 |
| 5526 |
BEER
FRIDGE |
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X 18 |
| 5529 |
BEER
IS PROOF GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY |
7
X 18 |
| 836 |
BEER
IS THE ANSWER. WHAT WAS THE QUESTION? |
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X 18 |
| 5744 |
BEER
IT'S WHATS FOR DINNER |
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X 18 |
| 904 |
BEHIND
EVERY SUCCESSFUL PERSON IS A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF COFFEE |
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X 18 |
| 805 |
CARPE
VINO |
7
X 18 |
| 865 |
CHEERS |
7
X 18 |
| 5749 |
DRINK
HER CUTE |
7
X 18 |
| 5748 |
DRINK
HIM CUTE |
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X 18 |
| 5747 |
DRINK
UP! YOU'LL BE MORE INTERESTING AND MUCH BETTER LOOKING |
7
X 18 |
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6017 |
GOOD
FOOD GOOD WINE GOOD FRIENDS GOOD TIMES |
3.25
X 30 |
| 5009 |
GOT
WINE? |
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X 18 |
| 800 |
HAPPY
HOUR |
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X 18 |
| 564 |
I
LOVE THIS BAR |
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X 18 |
| 5751 |
I
WENT ON A DIET. NO DRINKING. NO HEAVY EATING. IN FOURTEEN DAYS I LOST
2 WEEKS. |
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X 18 |
| 840 |
ICE
COLD BEER |
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X 18 |
| 721 |
IF
YOU ARE SMOKING IN HERE YOU HAD BETTER BE ON FIRE |
9
X 12 |
| 270 |
IF
YOU ARE SMOKING IN THIS HOUSE YOU HAD BETTER BE ON FIRE |
9
X 12 |
| 5745 |
IN
PLAYING CARDS A PAIR OF BALLS BEATS EVERYTHING |
7
X 18 |
| 387 |
IT'S
5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE |
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X 36 |
| 5504 |
IT'S
COCKTAIL HOUR SOMEWHERE |
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X 18 |
| 5690 |
JUST
BEER YOURSELF |
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X 18 |
| 5783 |
MAN
LAW: MOANING ABOUT THE BRAND OF FREE BEER IN A BUDDY'S FRIDGE IS FORBIDDEN.
HOWEVER,
COMPLAIN AT WILL IF THE TEMPERATURE IS UNSTABLE. |
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X 18 |
| 617 |
MOTTO
TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTIONS
OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN ATTRACTIVE AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER
TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS.CHOCOLATE IN ONE HAND BEER IN THE OTHER BODY THOROUGHLY
USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT AND SCREAMING, "WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!" |
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X 18 |
| 5064 |
MOTTO
TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTIONS
OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN ATTRACTIVE AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER
TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS.CHOCOLATE IN ONE HAND MARGARITA IN THE OTHER BODY
THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT AND SCREAMING, "WOO HOO, WHAT
A RIDE!" |
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X 18 |
| 979 |
MOTTO
TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTIONS
OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN ATTRACTIVE AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER
TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS.CHOCOLATE IN ONE HAND MARTINI IN THE OTHER BODY
THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT AND SCREAMING, "WOO HOO, WHAT
A RIDE!" |
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X 18 |
| 743 |
MOTTO
TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTIONS
OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN ATTRACTIVE AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER
TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS.CHOCOLATE IN ONE HAND WINE IN THE OTHER BODY THOROUGHLY
USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT AND SCREAMING, "WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!" |
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X 18 |
| 5823 |
MY
DRINKING PARTY HAS A HUNTING PROBLEM |
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X 18 |
| 628 |
MY
INDIAN NAME IS RUNS WITH BEER |
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X 18 |
| 790 |
MY
SALOON. MY RULES |
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X 36 |
| 677 |
ONE
MARTINI, TWO MARTINI, THREE MARTINI..FLOOR! |
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X 18 |
| 5704 |
PLAN
B (INCLUDES BEER) |
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X 18 |
| 5703 |
PLAN
B (INCLUDES MARGARITAS) |
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X 18 |
| 5701 |
PLAN
B (INCLUDES WINE) |
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X 18 |
| 5750 |
RESPONSIBLE
DRINKING IS AN OXYMORON |
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X 18 |
| 5739 |
ROOT
BEER A CRUEL HOAX |
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X 18 |
| 834 |
STILL
CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE BEERS |
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X 18 |
| 5742 |
SUPPORT
WILDLIFE THROW A PARTY |
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X 18 |
| 5743 |
THE
BEER HUNTER |
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X 18 |
| 5796 |
THE
PARTY IS ONLY AS STRONG AS THE WEAKEST DRINK |
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X 18 |
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5190 |
THE
VOICES WANT CHOCOLATE WITH THAT BEER |
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X 7 |
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5185 |
TIME
FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING RUM |
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X 7 |
| 5756 |
WARNING:
DRINKING MAY CAUSE MEMORY LOSS. OR WORSE YET..MEMORY LOSS |
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X 18 |
| 5793 |
WHY
LIMIT HAPPY TO AN HOUR?! |
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X 18 |
| 583 |
WINE
A BIT YOU'LL FEEL BETTER |
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X 18 |
| 713 |
WINE
CELLAR |
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X 18 |
| 726 |
WINE
FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN |
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X 18 |
| 5531 |
WINE
IS PROOF GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY |
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X 18 |
| 496 |
WINE
MAKES EVERYONE HOPEFUL ~ ARISTOTLE |
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X 18 |
| 497 |
WINE:
PESSIMIST, OPTIMIST, SPIRITUALIST, REALIST |
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X 18 |
| 5746 |
YE
OLDE PUB |
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X 18 |
| 5674 |
YOU
CAN EITHER AGREE WITH THE BARTENDER OR YOU CAN BE WRONG |
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X 36 |
| 5664 |
YOU
NEVER KNOW HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU HAVE A BAR IN YOUR
HOUSE |
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X 36 |
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